"Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning."
Kid in my lit class
(Source: melodiousgeekery, via peace-love-and-pushups)
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
(Source: aspirinorpizza, via peace-love-and-pushups)
i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone
It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.